I have 15 days ( Read more... )

I just saw my favorite bumper sticker:
"My house rabbit is smaller than your honor student."
Which is radically different from my LEAST favorite:
"Marriage = Man + Woman"
but suspiciously similar to my SECOND-least favorite:
"A rabbit's place is in the home."

That's all for now.
Just a quick update.
Resume normal behavior.

Once when I was seven ( Read more... )

Tuesday, April 19th ( Read more... )

Last night I found out that my car might be in Calistoga. Matt Smith, Daniel, Ely and I drove up in Beaux. When we got to the edge of Calistoga, by The Trail, my gas ran out. We pushed the car across town, to Daniel's house. Then we got baked. Then I went to sleep, woke up, and got high. That was 11 and now it's 2 and I'm still too high to ( Read more... )

Filing Taxes ( Read more... )

I am worth $1,748,858.00 on HumanForSale.com

Appreciating Alanis Morissette's lyrical genius, again ( Read more... )

I've been happy, high, landscaping my backyard. Yesterday I walked along the side of my house and almost started crying because the people in my house, the music radiating from it, the beauty of the way a summer afternoon feels when you realize who your TRUE family is... it all took my by surprise. I am comfortable. I am happy ( Read more... )

My life is filled with people whom I adore, admire and love. So many people inspire me, including a certain leperchan-esque fella I talked to yesterday. He said that life is not wasted as long as you make conscious decisions. So in an almost-sickening effort to be uplifting (and remind myself that life isn't pointless; I DO have worth and ( Read more... )