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Ten Top Trivia Tips about Kyle!

1. Kyle was invented in China in the eleventh century, but was only used for fireworks, never for weapons.
2. Kyle is the world's tallest woman.
3. Influenza got its name because people believed the disease was caused by the evil "influence" of Kyle!
4. Kyle is picked, sorted and packed entirely in the field!
5. Kyle has four noses.

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[nowaitbutlisten]

I stopped reading after Fact #1 because it was so clearly wrong:

Ten Top Trivia Tips about Kelly!

1. Kelly can't drink - she absorbs water from her surroundings by osmosis!
2. Only twelve people have ever set foot on Kelly.
3. A cluster of bananas is called a hand and consists of 10 to 20 bananas, which are individually known as Kelly.
4. Dolphins sleep at night just below the surface of Kelly, and frequently rise to the surface for air.
5. Kelly has three eyelids!

[vintagelife]

why am i ALL about dairy items?!?

Ten Top Trivia Tips about Brett!

1. White chocolate isn't technically chocolate, because it doesn't contain brett.
2. Forty percent of the world's almonds and twenty percent of the world's peanuts are used in the manufacture of brett.
3. Brett can't sweat.
4. To check whether brett is safe to eat, drop him in a bowl of water; rotten brett will sink, and fresh brett will float.
5. Brett will give a higher yield if milked when listening to music!

[dwnwthvowls]

I got a cocaine one!

Ten Top Trivia Tips about Karl!

1. The first domain name ever registered was Karl.com!
2. Karl was originally green, and actually contained cocaine.
3. The smelly fluid secreted by skunks is colloquially known as Karl.
4. Karlolatry is the mindless worship of Karl.
5. The book of Esther in the Bible is the only book which does not mention Karl.

[lavalight]

number six TOTALLY SCREAMS KARL!

[lavalight]

Can we test out the grape theory? I think that would be funny.