Comments | space_botz: quack, quack, spLOOoOosh!!

space_botz

quack, quack, spLOOoOosh!!

Mar 19, 2005 23:50

I heard the greatest fuckin' story this afternoon! I laughed so hard I nearly died, came home n' googled it, so that I could share :)

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rosylavie March 20 2005, 15:12:13 UTC

I don't understand what is funny... one duck is dead and he got hurt! Strange humour...

Julie

space_botz March 20 2005, 16:43:21 UTC

oh, julie...
i'm the last person to laugh
about someone getting hurt
and an animal dying a tragic death,
but the extreme absurdity
of the situation
absolutely cracks me up...
the poor guy got on a roller coaster
and got hit in the FACE
by a DUCK at 60 miles/hr!
and it was FABIO.

...it's easily the most ridiculous story
i've heard in a long time
but i'm sorry if you were offended :(

rosylavie March 20 2005, 16:50:17 UTC

lol

I guess it was some kind of divine conspiracy. Strange story.

avad March 20 2005, 21:57:00 UTC

ikes that's horrible.

rokkitz March 21 2005, 18:50:10 UTC

well, would you look at that...
it flew straight into his head
like it couldn't avoid it!
i ain't never seen that before!
right into his face!?
oh dood!

space_botz March 21 2005, 19:56:02 UTC

not just a sparrow
or a little birdie,
but a WHOLE DUCK!
whapped him so hard in the face
that it died on impact
and broke his nose!

quack quack quack SPLLLAAAAT!

(LOL, as if fabio wasn't the butt
of all our jokes before i heard this story :P)

lxander March 22 2005, 21:05:25 UTC

That is so awesomely ridiculous. <3

space_botz March 23 2005, 21:08:51 UTC

LOL, i know!
i'll be in the most random
of places, think about it
and just crack myself up :)