2005 Year-End Review, yoinked from ms.uberaxl

[space_botz]

Five things I did for the first time this year:
1. Graduated university and got myself a fancy-pants degree with my name on it n' everything!
2. Fell crazy in love with a martian pirate <3
3. Got clocked in the face and sported a black eye
4. Built a bicycle from frame up
5. Stood atop a meteor crater 100,000 years old

Five things I'm looking

Comments

[uberaxl]

I just sent my personal robo-assistant back to the shop. I think he had a crossed wire or two, he kept stealing my pens and peeing in my orange juice (and really, how *does* a robot pee?).

[space_botz]

I don't think yer robot has any crossed wires, it sounds like he's just a jerk. You should pee on his control panel and short-circuit it. PUNK HIM!

[uberaxl]

The shop returned him with a note and a big brown box - the note read:
Dear consumer,
Please read the directions carfully, you had set the switch to "Bender", other options were "Marvin" or "Hal". There is no defect with our model, please open the brown box, give "Bender" the cigar and beer inside and continue to enjoy your product.

Oh well.

[entheo]

as I please :) Haha!

too bad visiting Australia isn't on that list.

[space_botz]

wouldn't be able to throw many snowballs then!
*snowball whaaAAP!*

lol, happy holidays sir entheo ;)
much love to your little munchkin too!

[entheo]

*snowball whaaAAP!*
please send more snowballs! today is going to be 42C (108 for any Americans out there) and yesterday was 39C.
Yep, today is the hottest December day on record for Melbourne, so for anybody out there who doesn't believe in global warming (usually Americans) *whap*