[One Piece] The Attacker
Title: The "Attacker"
Topic: Crossover
Rating: PG?
Word Count: 261
Pairing: Lucci/Paulie. Kind of.
Note: As the Dock 1 men already have their own fangirls, this seemed to be a logical crossover...
No one knew exactly what had provoked that particular fight; though some snide comment from Lucci in relation to Paulie’s financial management was the assumed culprit. All that Paulie could recall was that he had just got a good grip on Lucci’s wrist in a completely non-sexual, non-homoerotic manner and was primed to dunk the bastard into the canal when the altercation was interrupted by several high-pitched cries:
“Waahh! Lucci-san! Moe! ♥ ”
“Paulie-san is so forceful and manly!”
Paulie released Lucci and span round on his heels. As expected, about a dozen girls in yellow dresses stared at him through clasped hands and shiny eyes.
“I thought I told you lewd women not to come back here!” he growled, “How the hell do you keep getting in?!”
“Moe-dar™,” stated Hattori as it were the most obvious answer in the world.
“How could we miss such a delicious scene like this?” cooed the fangirls, “Two beautiful boys fighting for dominance, Lucci-san clearly being the seme…”
“Don’t you all have school to go to?! And just what the hell is this “seme” crap you’ve been bleating on about all week?! I don’t even play team sports!”
Lucci grinned unpleasantly, leaned forward and put his mouth close to Paulie’s ear.
“You idiot,” said Hattori, “Don’t you know a seme is…”
***
Paulie was forced to take a considerable amount of time off sick. Tilestone, who was not moe by any stretch of the imagination, was ordered to remove the fangirls by Iceburg and Lucci worked in peace for the rest of the week.
Topic: Crossover
Rating: PG?
Word Count: 261
Pairing: Lucci/Paulie. Kind of.
Note: As the Dock 1 men already have their own fangirls, this seemed to be a logical crossover...
No one knew exactly what had provoked that particular fight; though some snide comment from Lucci in relation to Paulie’s financial management was the assumed culprit. All that Paulie could recall was that he had just got a good grip on Lucci’s wrist in a completely non-sexual, non-homoerotic manner and was primed to dunk the bastard into the canal when the altercation was interrupted by several high-pitched cries:
“Waahh! Lucci-san! Moe! ♥ ”
“Paulie-san is so forceful and manly!”
Paulie released Lucci and span round on his heels. As expected, about a dozen girls in yellow dresses stared at him through clasped hands and shiny eyes.
“I thought I told you lewd women not to come back here!” he growled, “How the hell do you keep getting in?!”
“Moe-dar™,” stated Hattori as it were the most obvious answer in the world.
“How could we miss such a delicious scene like this?” cooed the fangirls, “Two beautiful boys fighting for dominance, Lucci-san clearly being the seme…”
“Don’t you all have school to go to?! And just what the hell is this “seme” crap you’ve been bleating on about all week?! I don’t even play team sports!”
Lucci grinned unpleasantly, leaned forward and put his mouth close to Paulie’s ear.
“You idiot,” said Hattori, “Don’t you know a seme is…”
***
Paulie was forced to take a considerable amount of time off sick. Tilestone, who was not moe by any stretch of the imagination, was ordered to remove the fangirls by Iceburg and Lucci worked in peace for the rest of the week.