[One Piece] Captain Usopp vs. the Monkey King
Title: Captain Usopp vs. the Monkey King
Topic: Sniper
Rating: G
Word Count: 260
Pairing: LuSopp
Note: ... I don't know where this tenuous piece of silliness came from, but it was fun to write.
Behold, as he blends into the shadows of the dark, impenetrable Sunny Forest, a death-trap of terror for all but he, the Almighty Captain Usopp, who knows it as intimately as if it were his very own back garden! Creeping under the shadows, past the Ancient Slumbering Marimo, silent, ethereal, the wind brushes against his cheek, wishing him luck - but alas Captain Usopp leaves nothing to chance! Trained in the art of ninjutsu and gifted with the mysterious seventh sense, no beast evades him, not even the monstrous Chopperos of the Ice Country, who he stalks, primed to snipe with deathly accuracy and - WHOOMPH! It’s an ambush! Captain Usopp has been ambushed by the treacherous Monkey King - Luffy, you’re supposed to shoot Chopper with the paint gun, not me! - who has him pinned to the ground under his immense paws! Do not cry for me, my fair and numerous maidens, for Captain Usopp possesses strength far surpassingly godly and can easily flick away such a creature as if he were a mosquito and - Luffy, get off, I told you to shoot Chopper not wrestle me! - though the Monkey King is a strong and dexterous opponent - what d’you mean you’d rather fight me than Chopper? - he knows not Captain Usopp’s weaknesses and fights with an untrained barbarity - gaahaahaaa,noooo, not there Luffy, Captain Usopp is totally not susceptible to that! - that will inevitably leave him vanquished under the feet of the Almighty Captain - gaahaahaaa, Luffy you can stop now, take your hands out of there! Alright, alright, I give in!
Topic: Sniper
Rating: G
Word Count: 260
Pairing: LuSopp
Note: ... I don't know where this tenuous piece of silliness came from, but it was fun to write.
Behold, as he blends into the shadows of the dark, impenetrable Sunny Forest, a death-trap of terror for all but he, the Almighty Captain Usopp, who knows it as intimately as if it were his very own back garden! Creeping under the shadows, past the Ancient Slumbering Marimo, silent, ethereal, the wind brushes against his cheek, wishing him luck - but alas Captain Usopp leaves nothing to chance! Trained in the art of ninjutsu and gifted with the mysterious seventh sense, no beast evades him, not even the monstrous Chopperos of the Ice Country, who he stalks, primed to snipe with deathly accuracy and - WHOOMPH! It’s an ambush! Captain Usopp has been ambushed by the treacherous Monkey King - Luffy, you’re supposed to shoot Chopper with the paint gun, not me! - who has him pinned to the ground under his immense paws! Do not cry for me, my fair and numerous maidens, for Captain Usopp possesses strength far surpassingly godly and can easily flick away such a creature as if he were a mosquito and - Luffy, get off, I told you to shoot Chopper not wrestle me! - though the Monkey King is a strong and dexterous opponent - what d’you mean you’d rather fight me than Chopper? - he knows not Captain Usopp’s weaknesses and fights with an untrained barbarity - gaahaahaaa,noooo, not there Luffy, Captain Usopp is totally not susceptible to that! - that will inevitably leave him vanquished under the feet of the Almighty Captain - gaahaahaaa, Luffy you can stop now, take your hands out of there! Alright, alright, I give in!