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Things are BAD BAD BAD BAD BAD right now.

Please send flowers and cupcakes.

Poll

I have the day off tomorrow and so far this is the plan ( Read more... )

As I stop by the bar for yet another cup of tea, the bartender looks at me and says, "Wait, so you're up there in the attic reading Proust? Sick?" and then erupts into laughter. Apparently I have evolved into some sort of pathetic caricature ( Read more... )

LONELY
adj. Alone or by oneself. The permanent state of being for all humans, despite any efforts to the contrary. Can be soothed or subdued in a variety of ways, viz. marriage, sexual intercourse, board games, literature, music, poetry, television, party hats, pastries, etc., but cannot be solved.

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I have been to the dentist 6 times in the last 3 months. In early December a holiday wreath appeared on one of the walls that I routinely pass as I drag myself into the dentist's office. Upon first seeing this wreath, my thought was that, if this were a film, that wreath's purpose would be to indicate the passing of time for the audience. I am sad ( Read more... )

I really wanted to play croquet today, but ultimately conceded that having only two players would make for a dull game. I'd like to acquire a few more friends, particularly those who enjoy games ( Read more... )