Wow!

[spaceageblues]

Best/ worst things to say on a first date.

1. How do you feel about non-consenting third parties?
2. I just got tested for the clap this past Monday. Fingers crossed!
3. Once I found a tick on my balls.
4. You're my first date in eight years -- my boyfriend died in prison.
5. I forgot my wallet at home -- could you cover this?

Comments

[rays_jazz]

"The Dave Matthews Band rules"

I CAN BE THAT BUDDY

[spaceageblues]

oh that's such a good one. it goes on the list. yes i keep a list in a notebook, what.

and PLEASE be that buddy, PLEASE I'M SO LAZY. you don't have my new phone number do you? pssh.