I had the fear of god put in me today while I was on a run. I had just delivered a small pizza and some ranch to ferguson pontiac and was walking back to my car when my body took over. I felt a horrendous sneeze brewing inside me. It mounted all of the force it could from wherever sneezes gather force and it commenced the attack. a wave of ( Read more... )

I proclaim from my futon ( Read more... )

I have a free day, I am sitting on my ass doing nothing and it is great. I need to find a way to be professionally lazy, I think that would be awesome. I just got done watching swingers, and I am trying to decide whether I watch Rear Window, or Splitting Heirs. The tough life of a man with a free day.... BRING ME BEER! BRING ME LOTS OF BEER!

I ate an entire half-gallon of chocolate Hagan Daas by myself.....GOOD HEAVENS!
That was soooo much chocolate, if I were a pack of dogs...We'd be dead by now!

So I finally talked to a representative from ATT wireless, those people suck.
I'll show them no insurance on my phone. if I were to get the same phone it will cost me 269$
That is a lot of freaking money for a phone. Im going to see if I can seduce an employee at the ATT wireless Kiosk to give me the nokia 6800 for free.
That would truly be badass.

doing lame shit with the Semagic

This is a question I am going to be asking myself a lot lately. What are my options? I am currently faced with a broken cell phone, a wicked bill to accompany that (phone internet is a dirty money trap), A maxed out credit card, a car payment, a school payment, late rent, a debt to my roomate, and the hassle of day to day lving. I could not pay all ( Read more... )

I've done some chodely things before in my life, but this has to take the chode cake. If I were doing this in Japan, the fine people of that country would refer to me as chodezilla and run in terror while my chodliness destroys thier skyscrapers and city streets. LJ makes my scrotum hurt. merely writing this post is making my mom think about ( Read more... )