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I am alive. I have returned from the dead with the strength to fight a gorgon harnessing the power of a thousand tigers within its weapon! Which I like to think is a morning star. Ok. ok? I still have a minor cough, but am showing no signs of any other malady! I hope nobody else gets that shit, as it is disgusting. Now, time to face the day.

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I am ill. I am deathly ill. I am the type of ill that went from bad to worse. I started out with some upper respiratory stuff, fairly par for the course, but over the past couple of days this mild cough has disappeared and givenway to seemingly symptoms du jour. for example, Day before yesterday, extreme fatigue(this could have been caused by not ( Read more... )

So, the alligator man died. You know who isn't dead? Motherfuckin' Paula Deen of Foodtv fame. If she weren't all about captain Mike, I would bed that woman down in an instant. You might think I am kidding, but I am not. I may not agree with her nutritional decisions (i.e. putting butter and/or mayonaisse in every dish that will take it) but I do ( Read more... )

I hate my family right now. Not really hate, but I could certainly beat the shit out of my dad and my brother. It is 5:31 as I post this, it was about 5 o'clock when I woke up. Why do I lie here typing on livejournal? Because they are both awake, and apparently playing a rousing game of 'toss the pots and pans' down in the kitchen. It would be one ( Read more... )

....Cos I got a bad case of spring fever! I don't know what is in the air, but as of like three days ago, I am officially girl crazy. Life was so much easier when I successfully muted my libido. I don't normally make a lot of off handed comments about girls that pass by, but Jesus, it's like I just got over the fact that they all have cooties or ( Read more... )

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