Oh fucking jesus god army of vampires oh noes. We should go see Alone in the Dark if it is still in next week. Uwe Boll is... I don't know if I wish he were dead or if he made more movies, just so batshit terrible insane.
Definetly should go see Alone in the Dark so we can projectile vomit onto it. And yeah I have no fucking clue how Boll gets somewhat decent actors to be in his movies, I was suprised by Stephen Dorff,Christian Slater, and Tara Reid, and pretty much all of them don't have careers anymore. Of course Kingsley did do Thunderbirds,maybe he needs to get a new agent or something. Uwe has been described as the Ed Wood of our generation in the sense that he does really shitty movies, so in about thirty years or so we can all have a look back and House of the dead will be worth more laughs than it already is.
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And yeah I have no fucking clue how Boll gets somewhat decent actors to be in his movies, I was suprised by Stephen Dorff,Christian Slater, and Tara Reid, and pretty much all of them don't have careers anymore.
Of course Kingsley did do Thunderbirds,maybe he needs to get a new agent or something.
Uwe has been described as the Ed Wood of our generation in the sense that he does really shitty movies, so in about thirty years or so we can all have a look back and House of the dead will be worth more laughs than it already is.
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