To the owner of a small white dog, your dog now has red spots. It was brutaly run over by a man in a red camaro who seemed to enjoy it moderatly. I took the liberty of scraping it up and burying it in the cemetary above the potomac river. Feel free to visit the grave and scold it for being out late and not letting you know where it was going to be ( Read more... )

I dont need your shit. The whole world is a bunch of critics and you'd better pull your own thumb out of your ass before you complain about mine. You just wait till i get my nuclear bomb from North Korea your all gonna die. We will see who has the last laugh then!! Hmmm its been about 4 months now they should be finishing it up. But it will ( Read more... )

Hello, we are here today to compare and contrast the city of New Orleans and the Lost City of Atlantis. Their similarites are so numerous that I could not name them all, even if I had a cup of coffee and an entire season of Star Trek to keep me up. In order to prevent unnecessary inconvenience on my behalf, I will be using the traditional list form ( Read more... )

Matts guide to the proper preperation for a hurricane ( Read more... )

Ever come across someone you just dont like? Well so have I. And her name is Mrs. Stake. I tolerated her anal classroom procedures, and i even went out to understand her slave-like obediance to the regulations of the Washington County Board of Education. But when she singles me out and forces me to remove my Orbit Sugar Free gum from my oral ( Read more... )

Having narrowly escaped certain doom at the Yogi Bear Camp Resort (A.k.A. HELL), I now sit back at my Computer mentally reviewing todays events. I have come to the conclusion that the moon isnt made of cheese, it only causes a subconsious craving for it( unless your a wearwolf in which case you'd want fresh meat and it would probably be best to ( Read more... )

Along my adventures, i came across an interesting site. This site is renown for its healing properties and the happiness it brings to people of all ages. Anyway, it made me laugh so it must be funny, right? Please note that some may find this site a teeny bit offensive. To those people, lighten up, seriously! Leave a comment

If someone drove up to my house and said, "hop in, where leaving. Not quite sure where were going..." you'd bet your sweet ass id get in and go. I love to be spontanious, but being a minor, my activities are severly limited. Just you Wait! in a few months im gonna be out and about. Its healthy to be do what you want. well i guess healthy isnt the ( Read more... )

Trust is nothing more than a fable. It simply no longr exists. and if it does, its not genuine. Lets face it, nothing good ever happens when you trust someone. You may find this as a crule use of words, but truth hurts. Truth is something else that is hard to find. its almost as bad as trust, but you can occasionally find truth in small doses. some ( Read more... )

WOW. today was amaizing. Woke up, ate BREAKFAST and ran some errands into west virginia in the terrible rain with my mom. please note that camamros DO NOT perform well in the rain. Then spent the rest of the day with my Morgan. And thats never a bad thing. For some reason my passion for led zeppelin has been reignighted. It would be in my best ( Read more... )