I'm not hurt, but angry. I'm not sure why I'm angry because no one did anything. It wasn't anyone's fault. I'm just angry and vindictive and revengeful. I guess that's the person I am. I've tried to change it, suppress it and ignore it, but in the end, I have those thoughts too. But I'll soon be tired and forgetful and lazy. There's no reason to be
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here's a wonderful example:
"a handjob, that's a man job; but a blowjob? that's yo' job."
handjob:
The only suitable reparation when ice cream is purchased for someone. Perfect execution is achieved by using the terminal part of the human arm located below the forearm (used for grasping and holding and consisting of the wrist, palm, four fingers, and an opposable thumb) to masturbate said purchaser of ice cream in the front seat of one's Honda Civic. Only then can one truly be squared away.
"Bitch! I bought you ice cream! No where the hell is my hand job?"
and if that doesn't make you feel better, just remember: 4/20's tomorrow!
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PS I need a curling iron so I hope some girl on your floor has one
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