Man I should learn by now NOT TO HAVE COFFEE AFTER 3 ( Read more... )

I'm sorry to all of my friends for constantly saying 'WHADDYA MEEEEAN'. All can say is Anna from work started it, and now we're all doing it constantly and I can't seem to stop 0_0 ( Read more... )

Oh god.

I can't stop.

But at least I know now.

Here's to the future. ( Future boyfriend...where are you)

Why is it that men think they can fix everything when they have absolutely no idea of what they're doing? My stupid brother who has absolutely no computer expertise whatsoever decided to tinker around with our computer. I don't know what he did but it resulted in me being unable to use the computer for nearly a week. NO LJ, NO EMAIL, NO MSN. It was ( Read more... )

Oops ( Read more... )

I swear that I am a magnet for young children. They love me. I think it's because they can sense that deep down, I'm always going to be a little kid trapped inside an adult's body. While I was making my way to work today in Melbourne Central, I was walking and sending an sms when I looked down and saw a little blonde boy about 4 or so walking ( Read more... )

I somehow managed to get food poisoning. I spent today alternating between lying on the sofa feeling nauseous or hunched over the toilet bowl. I felt too ill to eat and when I did eat something I just threw it up again. Not much fun at all ( Read more... )

This is so so so so lovely, I just had to share it with everyone.

( An absolutely lovely poem from my Joby from London )

Sigh. This losing weight and getting fit thing is too much effort. *eats a gummi bear* (Ok so maybe I'm not really trying as hard as I hoped I would ( Read more... )

I love this ( Read more... )