We are such suckers. Everything has to be brain-numbingly easy these days or it is susceptible to revision. In a society with an abbreviation for the word 'at' I guess I shouldn't expect anything less. In Japan they are making cell phones that relieve us of the burden of pushing buttons. Instead of pushing buttons one can move the cell phone ( Read more... )

Apparently South Dakota does not like nude juice bars. They even have a group called CANJB, I guess they missed the boat on making clever sounding acronyms like LASER and MADD. The Navy SEALs said F the acronym rules (who's going to correct them?) in order to make a clever acronym (they were hell-bent on using the seal image ( Read more... )

There comes a time in this christmas season when one needs to get a christmas tree. There are a few options one may choose in procuring of these trees. One could go to a store that sells them for one million dollars a piece, one could buy an artificial tree that costs one million dollars, or one could chop down their own special tree ( Read more... )

I just want to reflect on this 'holiday' we call Halloween. It is the one day out of the year 'theoretically' where it is okay for us to dress up in costumes. It is allowed at work, school, parties, and wherever the hell you want. I wonder if it's okay to wear them to church...umm well either way...most places it's okay to where costumes...on ( Read more... )

Possibilities of the origin of marching band music ( Read more... )

So this type of entry might not be the best type of 'livejournal' entry let alone the first one welcoming anyone back since last school year. BUT....I seriously need to do some venting...every single time I tell myself 'Andy stop watching MTV right now' once I see some 'Choose or Loose' coverage come on but the next thing I know I find myself ( Read more... )

Ya know those movies that break through the 'this movie sucks so little that it really sucks bad' barrier and straight through to the 'this movie sucks so bad that it is awesome' category? Ya know the ones where you laugh so hard you pull an abdominal muscle and you can't sit up for 2 weeks and grimace in pain any time you laugh again within those ( Read more... )

Tomorrow I have my philosophy oral exam. Basically all senior philosophy majors reserve an hour with the professors where they can ambush you with questions on two topics of your choice. I usually won't admit this but...I'm really sweatin this. I need an edge...I actually had nightmares about it last night that consisted of me sweating like ( Read more... )

If I am ever a professor at a University I vow to keep up with all slang and pop culture language. I may not be cool but I will try my hardest to at least know what my varsity basketballer means when he tries to express himself. I just don't want to be 'that professor' who has to either completely fake it or just say 'umm yeah I have no clue what ( Read more... )

So I'm new to this and I'm wondering if there is a person out there who picked a good enough password for the livejournal people on their first try. Apparently they're very worried about people 'hacking into' my journal....I wish they knew that I...uh don't really care....really. Just let me have a password that I'll remember. After going ( Read more... )