Earwig Jokes

[spacehamster3d]

Trelane: I did make up the earwig jokes, if that's what you mean
Trelane: My earwig wife said to me, "Take me to someplace I've never been before." I said "How about a brightly lit open area with little to no moisture!"
Trelane: *rimshot*
Trelane: On my earwig honeymoon, I was thrilled to find out my wife is amazing at fondling my antennae. My

Comments

[anonymous]

my favorite was the earwig going to the doctor joke. bravo!!

[parvax]

sorry, that was me giving you props.