bad metaphors. down, boy.

[spacellama]

For a laugh -- an an example of whoa how not to spice things up with metaphor -- read this. And don't forget to then reference the subsequent fan art.

I am inferring that Princess Bronwyn has pink hair, but I know pfft-all about leopard tongues, really.

Comments

[scottishlass]

O.M.G.

And this shit epitome of world-literature was published?? Was the editor on crack?

[spacellama]

Oh, who knows, but it's very funneh! :)

[xenokattz]

Oooh, I saw that a while ago and promptly bleached my brain. I can't even bet over the hero's name: Spikenard. I envision Spike from "Buffy" as a badly made android.

[lamaudite]

LMAO
Thanks, Viv. A blast. My brain hurts but it's a good hurt. LOL
Damm.

[neumeindil]

Oh dear merciful gods in heaven. Viv? If I ever write something that bad, mail me a rattle snake: I'd totally deserve it.

[kittyc1978]

Jeremiah says "What the heck is that?"

I have to agree! :D