Adventures in Idiocy

[spacemanspiffy]

I was going to do leadup, but no, I'll get right to it.

I jumped in the pool, and swam two laps, today before realizing my cell phone (former) was in my pocket.

Comments

[ellasworld]

On the plus side, when you cried over it, nobody could tell because of all the pool water.

[cyanshift]

I have had an unnervingly large number of dreams like that.

[anonymous]

brian, jenna again! i had something to mail you (for all the birthdays of your life that i've missed, which is in double digits) but then i went to mexico and did not mail it. sometimes i do that. so sorry! will have to think of something else.

but, the main point of this story is that you have a pool. fuck cell phones.

[spacemanspiffy]

problem:
1) I think this anonymous poster is actually my father
2) dad, you know we dont' have a pool, I was at the gym

[daskling]

dude, your dad is a hot chick?

[spacemanspiffy]

maybe....maybe

[anonymous]

no yeah it really is jenna, but i'd rather be your dad

oh to have been the producer of the sperm that created you! (unless you're adopted...)

[spacemanspiffy]

I'm actually fairly pleased you AREN'T my dad.
that woudl be awkward

[my_lode]

four months ago, i washed AND dried my jacket with my cellphone in it. apparently the heat damage did more to it than the water.

[spacemanspiffy]

anything salvaged?