A Petersburg Poem

[spacemanspiffy]

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[lucky_dan]

yakov petrovich caliendo came by earlier this day took me by the upper arm and whispered blackguarding things in my ear to the effect of a certain yakov petrovich.

[onefrabjousday]

This is possibly the best post you have ever made in your journal. I refer (mostly) to the last paragraph.

My goodness, the first person is similar to you, but beardless, fatter, and...rounder in a Lilo & Stitch sort of way.

[spacemanspiffy]

hah, thanks.
Dan's response, above, is pretty amazing as well.

[figgit]

I had no idea you had a famous brother!

:P

[spacemanspiffy]

who is this "they?"

[spacemanspiffy]

you know, there's a real cool club on the other side of town, where the real cool kids go to sit around and talk bad about the other kids. Ya, it's a real cool club, and you're not part of it.

[anonymous]

I think Caliendo stole one of your shirts.

See you in a few days,

Clem

[spacemanspiffy]

seriously, someone's been rifling through my closet.

[daskling]

i 'rifled' through your mom's 'closet'
i 'took a picture' of your 'twin'
i 'joined' your mom's 'facebook group'
i 'read' your sister's 'lj'
i 'licked' your own 'grundle'

oh wait...

[anonymous]

Keep your "hands" off my "grundle," "dammit!"