Crosspost from Douchebag Discussion Forum

[spacemummy]

The blind spot of a douchebag is the size of its douche holding capacity. That is, the douchebag is completely ignorant of its douchiness. Even when it is leaking, the douchebag is probably completely ignorant of its loss of douche. I would even go so far as to say that if the douchebag had any selfconsciousness at all it would grow up and become

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[justjohn]

You participate in the Douchebag Discussion Forum, but none of mine. Swell.

with fronds like these...

[minniethemoocha]

A douchebag is all squirt and no spunk whatsoever.

[welfareturkey]

Show me the douche that thinks it's not and I'll sow you a mirror -
and then I'll turn it on myself and delight in my dripping splendor.
Power to the Flying Douchemen!