The Freak Parade Marches On...

[spacepixie]

The most recent contender for my affections on OkCupid sent me this discreet and gentlemanly remark last night:

ekcolmx: that cake in your last picture looks good enough to penetrate

Is that a dating fail ... or a pastry win?

Comments

[sylvanir]

Now now, it could be both.

Or possibly brain fail on his part. Or one more crazy fetish for the doctors to examine.

Suddenly I never want icing again... X_X

[spacepixie]

But it's so white! And creeeeeeeeeeeemy.

[nleseul]

Congratulations. Your cake looks like warm apple pie.

[spacepixie]

I don't envy him the yeasties he will get from sticking his wang in a cake. Sugar is bad for your junk, yo.

[laughterdance]

I was amused enough to share with sweetie. This dude has broken Lerch.

After being frozen in place with a horrified expression for several seconds, he finally said, "Damn cake fuckers," and walked off in disgust.

[spacepixie]

Nice! I feel oddly proud.

[spacepixie]

I don't know, dude. After the Scatman, I'm a little leery.

[fronglosaur]

Hi Amber,
You don't know how strong his cake fetish is so it's impossible to say whether it's a pastry win.
He seems a bit confused, check to make sure he's not into cannibalism.
If you're not interested even if he's not into cannibalism you're just too fussy.
Lots of biscuits and cheese, James