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[spacetomatoes]

Holy insomnia, Batman!  I'd just like to give my internal clock a shout out, and remind it that 2:30am is NOT an appropriate time to wake up.  I swear, 22 years of sleeping like a baby, then... complete an total inability to get a full night's sleep.  Wtf?!?

In other news, this is one of the funniest things I've ever seen, brought to you by

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[aspire2nspire]

I always love the subway conductor quotes because I've never been lucky enough to be on a train with a witty conductor. Mostly they just scream at people to stand clear of the doors.

[spacetomatoes]

Haha, I know, right? I just love Overheard in New York, period. Once, I was riding the C train, which - as you'll recall - is a short train, and the driver was getting more and more agitated with the folks clamoring to get in the last car, and finally he goes, "PEOPLE. You'd think they're giving away FREE FILET MIGNON in the back car! USE ALL AVAILABLE DOORS!!!" I thought that was pretty hilarious.

I was actually overheard once, too, which was a dream come true. It was some dorky thing David and I were talking about, and it showed up a few weeks later on the website. It was the best day of my life.

[aspire2nspire]

HAHAHAHA, I can't guarantee I'm not on that site somewhere, I just don't check it often enough. I appreciate MTA employees who have a sense of humor, considering most of them either mumble or just yell at you.