Hells yes. :D

SNOW DAY!!!

JOHN: You feel a clonk on the back of the head and you look and it's a shoe. Then once one comes they all start thinking, 'Shoes: that'll attract their attention. If they get a shoe on the head, they're bound to look over here.'

I just ate a white bread sandwich, and the bread didn't get stuck on my teeth. It was beautiful.

I don't think you know how much this means to me...

My brother is ridiculously drunk, and unbelievably happy. I told him I was posting this, and he said "Do whae'er you want... You got some cookies?" This is so funny.

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OAS owns my life.

AND I LOVE IT.

So, we totally have a ouija board, now...

Sleepover next weekend?

When they come back onto land, I'll be the first one to say, "I told you so."

Uh-oh.

So, did anyone else get one of those enter-our-beauty-pageant letters in the mail?

o.O???