To wind Mel up ;) the Brand Meister........

[spacksoni]

For those of you with taste in foppish wonky faced men, is this man not rather attractive? Well I think he is. Mel however is not convinced.....

So the question is, who is the maddest - Mel for thinking he mings, or me for thinking he's foxy? I would be interested in your critiques on the matter.

Comments

[vintagediva_nat]

I can see why you think as you think, but I think he mings. My reasons:

I mostly like his clothes but I cannot bear chest-plus-scarf
He himself definitely thinks he doesn't ming, which is a minging quality
He's not as clever as he thinks he is
His voice is annoying

I usually like foppish wonky men too. Bizarre.

[spacksoni]

I know he is an arrogant sod, but I just can't help myself. I think my hormones have gone into overdrive recently.....I am also (and this is inexplicable) finding myself drawn towards Alan Davies. Now that is just weird, I blame the fact that he is funny, thus making him appear more attractive than he is

[vintagediva_nat]

Aw fucking hell, that's annoying. :/

I'm job-hunting too at the moment, but for some reason I am going through a strangly asexual stage of life; maybe I shouldn't be commenting on Monsieur B at all? Oh, and there's nothing at ALL wrong with funny men appearing more attractive than they are. I have a real thing for Chris Addison *blushes* - shame he's married, coz that's obviously the only hurdle between me and him being a sure thing...

I think I need to reactivate myself; am bored of only meeting gay men. I'm putting a call out there: someone set me up with a lovely person please. Just don't show him the pic that Leo took of me at the Camden meat :/

[spacksoni]

You see to me, that Chris Addison fella has a look of Preston (don't shout at me if you think that's offensive!). I've just been through that asexual faze recently I think. I think the rest from work has fired up my brain again. So now it's all David Tennant, Russell Brand, Noel Fielding, Brian Molko (insert extra skinny geek/make up wearing freak name here) etc etc.

It's fun when it comes back...you feel like a giddy teenage girl again. My life stops at about 7.00pm on a Saturday.....nothing gets between me and the Doctor.

[magicknightrhi]

I hear ya about the Brandmeister ;)

(still got my fingers crossed for you :)

[spacksoni]

Excellent! So I'm not the only nutter around here. I can't understand why Mel doesn't like him....I mean he is a bit or a twat, but an attractive one nonetheless.

I want to work at the Armouries!! Waaahh! Why can't they hurry up and let me know one way or the other - swines!

[rhibops]

I don't fancy him, but nor do i think he mings. My opinion is precisely no help! Did you see him on Jonathan Ross last week? He's a very funny man.

[spacksoni]

What use is that you lunatic!? ;) I have no specific comment on the matter whatsoever...I don't know, what are you like?

It was actually the Ross interview that tipped me over the edge. I liked Celebrity Big Brother's Big Mouth, but still thought he was a bit of a dick. Then I started seeing the adverts for his new MTV show - he was wearing all black, looking foxy and talking about voodoo - my radar picked him up again. Then he was on Ross and I thought he came across funny, intelligent and also alightly mad....all of which are good qualities in my book. Therefore Brand = Yum

Hence I am now looking forward v v much to the new series of Big Bro.....actually the advert for that is pretty funny too.

[woollyrockers]

Who is this guy? I'd fancy him! I love long scruffy hair, stubble and proper fleshy limbs.

[spacksoni]

The guy in question is one Mr Russell Brand of Big Brother's Big Mouth and 1 Leicester Square on MTV. He also does a bit of stand up as well.

I think he sometimes comes across as a bit of a dick, but in the main he makes me swoon/laugh (delete as applicable).

[pnutt101]

"I think he sometimes comes across as a bit of a dick"

*L* You stole my line. He doesn't come a cross as a bit of a dick...he is a dick.

[spacksoni]

You'll see the light in the end.....I guarantee it. Think back to when you didn't like the Boosh. I'm just ahead of my time in the boy fancying.....honest guv.

[pnutt101]

Just want to clear one thing up...he's not a minger cos of the way he looks, he's a minger cos he's a dick. He loves himself, he isn't actually very funny at all...and he's a dick. The man...IS A DICK!!!

[pnutt101]

ETA - this makes it sound like I think he looks okay...which he does not. He's a dick. Have I made myself clear? Oh, and by the way, if anyone sees a Volks Sasha for sale I need one or I'll die.

[spacksoni]

He is a dick, but I think he's an attractive dick....you should get Mick to torrent Jonathan Ross from last Friday. Honestly he was well funny on that.

[vintagediva_nat]

That's how I feel also. He's kinda almost pretty, and I approve of

TICK - girly clothes (in the main)
TICK - men in eyeliner
TICK - foppish girly spoddy men
TICK - not shaving very often

But all of it is to no avail if the guy thinks he's hotter than Satan's jalapenos.