most badgers avoid travel related DVTs by travelling in badger luxury class on virgin aeroplanes. Most are given a set of hip and knee exercises on their way onto the plane to be performed in their reclining seats. They are also allowed to have gin and tonic with effervescent dracu pops which is clinically proven (by carol vorderman) to lower cholesterol.
Also did you know that if you inject a badger with a hamster coated in 5mls of juicy drop pop it becomes a bamster (brand name) which is basically a mind badgerhamster narcotic super drug.
I hear Argentina is good at this time of year!.
-seanio badgerman (clinically proven to lower cholesterol)
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and it looks much cooler when you have the actual :D icon :P
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most badgers avoid travel related DVTs by travelling in badger luxury class on virgin aeroplanes. Most are given a set of hip and knee exercises on their way onto the plane to be performed in their reclining seats. They are also allowed to have gin and tonic with effervescent dracu pops which is clinically proven (by carol vorderman) to lower cholesterol.
Also did you know that if you inject a badger with a hamster coated in 5mls of juicy drop pop it becomes a bamster (brand name) which is basically a mind badgerhamster narcotic super drug.
I hear Argentina is good at this time of year!.
-seanio badgerman (clinically proven to lower cholesterol)
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