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I was on the Temple shuttle with Nikki, Lisa Keller, and another female. We were going to a diner/cafe in some place that looked like Canonsburg...but it could have easily been downtown Philly. As you entered this place, it was very open, with high ceilings. It was an abandoned factory room that had been turned into this diner/cafe. To the left is The counter were you order and there's a lot of seating around it. Then, facing the doors, there's steps to the upper level, which is more like a balcony with seats. So we get there and go in and Lisa goes to talk to these chicks that were rivals to us. We either needed a favor from them or they had already done something for us...I don't remember. But Lisa was going to see what they wanted in return, as payment. In almost no time, she's back and she tells us that we have to take these four "handicapped" kids on dates. Also, we had to sit on the seats on the top balcony so everyone could see us and at some point we had to kiss them. So we were all up there, talking together, when Nikki decided it was time to just get it over with. So she goes to the edge of the balcony, setting up to kiss this kid, and the rest of the chics do it too. But I take mine downstairs to get a drink and some soup first. So I get in line and all these people jump in front of me and I was annoyed, but one of them let me order first because he saw me standing there. I order a drink and the guy behind the counter asks what size. By this point, one of the rival chics' boyfriend had stepped up behind me and said something along the lines of, "Yea, what size? You have to order the size with the drink...small medium or large. Are you stupid here like you're little boyfriend?" etc. I just turned around slowly and I was like, "Shut up. Shut the fuck up! You guys are always making fun of these poor kids (referring to the retarded kids we were on dates with) when they are ten times the people you are..." etc etc. Except, I really let him have it. I didn't realize how loud I was being until I stopped yelling. There was a moment of silence throughout the entire place...then people were applauding. I ran out of that place crying...crying because I felt for these kids we were spending time with and because I had let some one get me that fired up. The other chics I was with ran out after me and no one said a weird...I think they all knew that it was good I stood up to them but it was a touchy enough situation not to talk about right now. We saw a Temple shuttle heading our way so we flagged it down and went home.
"A little boy walks into his parents room to see his mom on top of his dad bouncing up and down. The mom see's her son and quickly dismounts, worried about what her son has seen. She dress's quickly and goes to find him. The son see's his mom and asks' "What were you and dad doing?" The mother replies "Well you know your dad has a big tummy and sometimes I have to get on top of it to help flatten it." "You're wasting your time." says the boy. "Why is that?" asked his mom, puzzled. "Well when you go shopping the lady next door comes over and gets on her knees and blows it right back up."