Watchmen Kink Meme 4: The Fab, Fantastic Four

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Rules of the meme:

1. Anonymously post a pairing and prompt you would like to see written. Since this is a kink meme, there is supposted to be a kink involved, but normal well-written prompts should work just as well.

2. Anonymous will respond to your post and write it for you! Art and such is also acceptable/awesome. Multiple people may respond to

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Inside Out (Laurschach Bodyswap Tiems) 1/5

[anonymous]

I started writing this as a continuation of the old laurschach bodyswap thread, but then I reread the thread and realized it fit nowhere. So have some standalone bodyswap fic, anons. For the record, I have no idea how they got this way and I don't care.

It might be Walter's dick, but it sure feels like it's hers right now, Laurie thinks

Re: Inside Out (Laurschach Bodyswap Tiems) 1/5

[anonymous]

"Um," Dan says. "But that's, that's you. You're my girlfriend, we ... you know."

"Yeah, well, it's not just me, babe," she says. "I mean, you know I love you, I love sex, and we've done a lot of crazy things. But this body has its own ideas and I'm pretty sure they're not mine."

"Wh-what?"

"There's such a thing as conditioning," she says. "You know. Like Pavlov's dog. Bell rings, dog salivates. Only by 'salivate' I mean 'get a hard-on,' and by 'bell' I mean ..." She pokes her foot against Dan's ass.

He blinks. "But you ... um, aren't you kind of, umm, hot for me anyway?"

"Not like this. I mean, yes, of course. But it's different things, triggering it. I usually get turned on watching you take off your costume, not put it on. And there's a certain thing you do when you're drinking coffee, the way you lick your lips, and your hands on the coffee mug, and when have I ever been into you drinking coffee before

Inside Out 3/5 (er, pt 2 above, fail)

[anonymous]

He's sitting on the couch when she gets home, reading. Bolt upright, of course. She can tell he's not wearing a bra.

"Hi," Laurie says, flopping down into the armchair. "Where's Dan?"

"Went out. Said something about supplies for owlship upgrades."

"Hmm. Have a good workout?"

Walter just glares at her. Laurie's glare isn't quite up to his usual standards, but still extremely serviceable. Laurie grins back at him. It's still weird, seeing her own face from the outside. "What crawled up your ass?" she asks, pleasantly.

"Fatigued," he says, his monotone transposed into alto. "Headache. Difficulty concentrating. Possibly your body is defective."

She narrows her eyes. "When's the last time you had a smoke?"

"Filthy addiction," he mutters. "Destroyed pipe. Flushed tobacco supply."

"YOU --" Laurie takes a deep breath, bites her tongue. "Ok. You owe me about twenty-five dollars. But come upstairs, I have a secret stash."

"No."

"Do you want to feel like shit for the next month?"

He blanches. "Month?""I've tried to quit three

Inside Out 4/5

[anonymous]

He insists that they switch off the lights. She watches his grim face as her eyes adjust to the dark, wondering if it would be better or worse to kiss him. She wants to kiss him, partly because she can't help being curious and partly because she wants to reassure him, offer some gesture of affection. She has a feeling, though, that it would only overwhelm him

Inside Out 5/5

[anonymous]

His lips are just as soft as men have always told her they are, but there's a tension in the jaw that wants to bite and snap. She gentles it with a hand on his cheek -- the skin there is so smooth -- and he makes a small broken noise into her mouth. "Walter," she says, and finds herself rolling him over on his back, her arm under his shoulders, her other hand unbuttoning his pants

Re: Inside Out 5/5

[anonymous]

Oh, bless you, Anon, for posting this all at once - my F5 key would never have survived otherwise!

Aside from the obvious omghawtness, Laurie-as-Rorschach's discussion with Dan after his slip was wonderfully lulzy and poignant. Also, this line:

"Hey," she says, as gently as she can with Rorschach's voice. "Hey, you're ok. Shhh. It's ok."

made me very glad I'm already sitting down. *whimper*...

If your muse sees fit to continue this and resolve the issue with Dan (with mixed-up bodies or in their own), I would happily offer firstborns, cookies, and/or blood sacrifices. Just sayin'. :3

Re: Inside Out 5/5

[anonymous]

That fic killed me slowly and in joy. It was so amazing. Every part a explosion for the laughing or hotness.
I mean i can understand Laurie. What would YOU do if you were in Rorschach´s Body? Hey sounds after a good prompt: What would you do if you were in *insertname here of the Watchmencharacter* Body trapped? Thumps up for maybe OT3ness

Re: Inside Out 5/5

[anonymous]

I AM DEAD OF PORN. DEAD, DO YOU HEAR ME?

Holy shit, anon. XD This is fucking fantastic. This is really what I was thinking of way back when someone suggested bodyswap porn (I think I wrote the first part of that thread, but fucked if I really remember) and gah. You should totally continue this. You are obviously the man for the job. XD

Seriously, you need to at least do all the porny permutations. I don't care how they got this way either, but Laurie totally needs to fuck Dan and there needs to be pegging and there's a whole blackboard of kinky math, here.

Re: Inside Out 5/5

[anonymous]

Dude. You handled the whole 'sexual contact with someone else in my own body while being in that other person's body' for Laurie and Rorschach perfectly. Guh.

Re: Inside Out 5/5

[anonymous]

OH GAWD PLEASE MOAR! This is great!

Re: Inside Out 5/5

[anonymous]

Somebody make a religion out of this so I can convert!
Laurie/Walter cuddling with Dan(with comforters in between) is so cuuute! And them respecting Walter's privacy never ceases to make me d'aww.
Hnnng, the sex, especially Laurie getting Walter(herself) off afterwords and her thinking about how weird(good)her own body feels was...hnng. And Laurie wanting to fuck Dan was just too good. Can't their be an AU where they DO do it?? D:

Re: Inside Out 5/5

[anonymous]

Guhhhhh

Hot as fuck. Need moar like burning.

Re: Inside Out 5/5

[anonymous]

Man, this fic is so touching, sexy and funny at the same time! Walter's guilty reaction to Laurie's admission, the fact he knows exactly what to do with it (hahaha, been doing that ALOT haven't you, Walter), and then Laurie's tenderness towards him offsetting her frankness... This fic goes beyond the lulz and into the way their different personalities work against and together!

LOVELY. Now, please consider a sequel with Dan.

Re: Inside Out 5/5

[sweetphaex]

I CAME ABOUT A THOUSAND TIMES ALREADY.

Re: Inside Out 5/5

[anonymous]

HOW BLOODY MARVELLOUS IS THIS!

Anon, you must be some kind of bodyswap deity.

i loved Laurie enjoying her own body, as it were *waggles eyebrows* Not being out-an-out bi (though she could be) but just being so comfortable with herself that she's enjoying the opportunities presented, and the contrast between that and Walter's self-hatred is beautiful.

And the hair-braiding! i would love the chance to check out the back of my own head :D

But my favouritest part was Dan and Laurie cuddling in bed, and these lines:

"Mm," he says. "That feels so good, Ror- "
They both freeze.
"Okay..." Laurie says carefully.

Re: Inside Out 5/5

[hohaiyee]

I love the twilight zone hot sex, and the insight, I think it's definitely a learning experience, Laurie getting to know how people would react to her if they weren't distracted by her popular beauty, and Walter experiencing a different kind of awkward, lol.

...and awww, in the GN, Laurie's "I knew it!" when they was watching the news reveals that she thought that Walter was some kind of pervert, when really, he's repressed like woah, and I've always that Laurie could grow really protective of Walter if she only got to know him, it's obvious from the way Laurie treats her mother that she could be very brash and very tender.

lol, captcha says "issues dwarfism", and the ink spots looked like this; O_o