Comments | spam_monster: Watchmen Kink Meme 3. Weeeeeeee.

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Watchmen Kink Meme 3. Weeeeeeee.

Sep 09, 2009 09:39

Rules of the meme:

1. Anonymously post a pairing and prompt you would like to see written. Since this is a kink meme, there is supposted to be a kink involved, but normal well-written prompts should work just as well.

2. Anonymous will respond to your post and write it for you! Art and such is also acceptable/awesome. Multiple people may respond to ( Read more... )

kink meme, watchmen

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anonymous September 10 2009, 17:07:44 UTC

Rorschach/fruit porn.

anonymous September 10 2009, 17:37:59 UTC

So Rorschach/Adrian, then? ;)

jkjk

anonymous September 10 2009, 20:17:14 UTC

No, that would be a great idea! Rorschach watching porn, thinking of Adrian.

Cannibal (1/1) anonymous September 12 2009, 17:46:16 UTC

He smells it before he sees it, the scent bright and sharp and unmistakably yellow-orange, so sweet it cuts through even the sickly sour reek of the garbage-strewn alleyway.

He’s broken the steady march and practiced thousand-yard-stare of his day patrol almost before he’s had time to fully register and identify the odor, turning abruptly mid-stride with the intensity of a hound set on a fresh trail of blood. The color would make it easy to spot amidst the grey, urban filth even without the distinctive smell, shining like a flash of sun breaking through concrete cloud cover.

Tangerine. This one is dirty and bruised and threatening to rot, discarded as soon as it marred the artificially wholesome perfection of some grocer’s display, but the swell of it fills the cup of his palm obscenely, rind warm from unknown hours basking in the heat of the day.

Spike of tight, stabbing heat in his chest. (You got any diseases, whoreson?) He swallows a bitter mouthful of spit, trying to drown the sudden flood of remembered taste, but ( ... )

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Rorschach never existed anonymous September 10 2009, 21:18:07 UTC

Manhattan didn't kill Rorschach; he removed him from spacetime. No one can remember him except Dan... but why does Dan remember him?

Re: Rorschach never existed radishface September 11 2009, 19:34:02 UTC

SECONDED! I love weird stuff like this :D

Re: Rorschach never existed anonymous September 23 2009, 16:41:24 UTC

I was just watching THE FORGOTTEN...

Dan = Telly. No one can force him to forget Rorschach...although maybe in Dan's case, it's guilt and sheer stubbornness that motivate him to hang on so tightly. Or...people (like Laurie who = Jim) start trying to convince Dan that he's always just been a bank president and never a vigilante, and this is really why he clings to the thought that Rorschach exists even though everyone insists he doesn't.

Just a thought. :)

And we turn... and smile... anonymous September 10 2009, 21:31:43 UTC

Dudes. DUDES. I need justice. I need RETRIBUTION.

I just watched "Toddlers and Tiaras." http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s5xHzVtm1Zw That's... just disturbing. Like somebody-call-Chris-Hansen disturbing.

I want to see Rorschach and Laurie, pre-Roche, team up for great justice to try to sabotage a children's beauty pageant. Why? Who cares! Maybe Walter in his tailor job is drafted to make a strapless evening gown for a five year old and needs to get someone female on the inside. Maybe Laurie has flashbacks to her own childhood (Sally was definitely a pageant mom) and enlists Rorschach for the moral outrage and sneakiness factors. I don't care, I just want to see one of these things go down!

Re: And we turn... and smile... anonymous September 11 2009, 22:38:14 UTC

Oh my god, yes! That show makes me loose faith in humanity. (Just the commercials make me die a little on the inside.) I've got too much RL crap going on right now to attempt this, so I will just say SECONDED!

Re: And we turn... and smile... spam_monster September 12 2009, 02:24:32 UTC

For restored faith in humanity, I recomend looking up "Crowning Moment of Heartwarming" on TVTropes.com. CuteOverload helps too.

Laurie kicking the asses of everyone involved in one of these things would be good as well.

anonymous September 10 2009, 23:01:46 UTC

Okay, so we have Western AU, High School AU, Steam Punk AU, Neuromancer AU, Zombie AU, Serial Killer AU, and Fashion Industry AU (among others). ...What about a Restaurant Industry AU?

....Or maybe I need to watch a little less Food Network. >_>;

anonymous September 10 2009, 23:56:27 UTC

I forgot a few, and I don't want to leave anyone out if I can help it: Mermaid AU, Fantasy Prince Dan AU, Medieval Fantasy AU, World of Darkness AU, Werewolf AU, Bioshock AU, District 9 AU, Modern Day Minute Men AU, Prostitute Rorschach AU, Pimp Rorschach AU, Villain Rorschach AU, Ratatouille AU, Watership Down AU, Animal AU, Winged Dan AU, Winged Rorschach AU, Super Powers AU, Vampire AU, Various Rule 63 AUs, Dan/Laurie/Walter OT3-verse AU, Robot Rorschach AU, Robot Dan AU, Sailor Moon AU, Post-Nuclear AU....

I think that's most of them. Let me know if I missed any. AUs FTW. X3

Dan is boggled. flyingrat42 September 11 2009, 00:57:32 UTC

...And this is why I love this fandom so, so much. I mean, jesus.

It's even more fun when people start crashing the various AUs into each other. (Is it sad that I have the soundtrack music all picked out for if the Neuromancer and Ghost Rat AUs ever collide? O.o)

Re: Dan is boggled. anonymous September 11 2009, 03:13:51 UTC

I KNOW! I'm completely addicted to Watchmen AUs now! Especially the mash-ups! I can't get enough! IT'S LIKE HEROIN! X_X

(OMFG, if someone does do a mash-up of those two, you must post song list plzzzz! x_x)

(captcha says "rabid 10003" It won't be satisfied until there are 10003 AUs/Mash-ups! XD)

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Lunacy 1/2 anonymous September 11 2009, 00:22:36 UTC

Sequel to Changes, found here ( ... )

Lunacy 2/2 anonymous September 11 2009, 00:23:42 UTC

Rorschach’s body is pulsing colours, bands of them rippling down his spine, green, red, purple, blue. Deep, rich colours, dark in the moonlight. The weird ululating cry rings out again, Dan feels it vibrating Rorschach’s throat and making it squeeze around his cock. Wings drape over the bed, covering Dan in fluttering, tickling, silk until every inch of skin is sensitised. Rorschach’s sting is touching his hip without piercing, and he wonders if he should grab it but he trustsDan bends at the waist until he can reach down and slide a hand between Rorschach’s body and his own shin, loosening the pincers’ grip enough to slip it in. What he feels there isn’t a cock, it’s dome shaped and about the size to fill his palm. Soft and slick. He rubs experimentally, makes Rorschach buck and whine. The whine makes his throat vibrate again and Dan echoes him ( ... )

Re: Lunacy 2/2 anonymous September 11 2009, 00:43:15 UTC

Oh, oh my god how was that so hot. I just really love the descriptions you used and the vocabulary--lambent and ululating are such great words.

Loved it! ♥

Re: Lunacy 2/2 tuff_ghost September 11 2009, 00:49:43 UTC

Anon, I really love this, thank you for continuing it.

I was thinking, it seems like Rorschach/anyone is an exercise in xenophilia anyway, and I have a particular love for fics that play up that aspect. Fics that make it central through some kind of physical transformation/abnormality are just, like, CATNIP.

Plus there was lovely, touching h/c. And Dan being adorably and amusingly frank after sex. It's a dangerous kind of catnip you have written here!

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