Watchmen Kink Meme 4: The Fab, Fantastic Four

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Rules of the meme:

1. Anonymously post a pairing and prompt you would like to see written. Since this is a kink meme, there is supposted to be a kink involved, but normal well-written prompts should work just as well.

2. Anonymous will respond to your post and write it for you! Art and such is also acceptable/awesome. Multiple people may respond to

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It´s the wrong pocket, Rorschach...

[anonymous]

Thanks to the GN for this idea.
Okay Nite Owl and Rorschach in their glorious days.
During Patrol Rorschach have the high privilege (or is forced) to grab in one Pocket of Nite Owl´s Belt of wonders. What do he find? Switzer Penknife? Chocolate Rations? Or ... Condoms.
Yeah, it´s Sexy Time (or make some crack).

[anonymous]

Eek, transferring from the last meme.

Sandman crossover. You know the Corinthian would have a field day in the Watchmen universe. Show him encountering our charming boys and girls here while he's out jaunting as prolific serial killer. Especially if he bumps into both Rorschach and Adrian.

Bonus points if Rorschach takes just as well to a depraved homosexual serial killer as you'd expect. Major, major bonus points if Adrian is just as revolted.

[anonymous]

There was already the prompt and the fill for Rorschach literally making a deal with the Devil to save Dan's life. Well now I want to see this scenario with the other characters.

What drives them to make a deal? What does it cost them? And this being the Prince of Lies we're dealing with, how can their words be twisted into some horrible outcome? (Maybe all the bad stuff that happens in canon is the result of a badly thought out deal, maybe things turn out worse than they are in canon?)

[anonymous]

Walter/Wanda (promt from 3rd KM). YUM!

I'd imagine it would be hate sex, since everyone knows they're just full of ginger-flavered self-loathing.

Seconded

[anonymous]

But not if Walter (or Wanda?) dress up as Rorschach. Wanda sound better.

[anonymous]

The Egyptians once burnt gingers in honor of the god Osiris.

Somehow fit this into Adrian/Rorschach, anon.

fun with verbs

[anonymous]

I'm picturing Osiris actually showing up and having to be placated by the immolation of a ginger. So Walter unmasks and lays down his life to save the world. Adrian remembers the Victorian pornographic use of immolation to mean 'forcing someone to come their fucking brains out whether they like it or not' rather than 'setting them on fire' and either tricks a god, or placates it with hot gay porn. XD

Re: fun with verbs

[anonymous]

Not the OP, but I heartily approve of this suggestion. XD

Re: fun with verbs

[anonymous]

THIRDED

And Watchmen fandom is educational. I never knew that about immolation...