Shakespeare got to get paid, son

[spamdilemma]

In case this gets around (kindergartners are notorious gossips), you know the truth:

[Awesome lady's name redacted]: my class named our fish Nick Jonas, and the fish died today. My class is at lunch right now saying "Nick Jonas died today!" Look for this rumor on tmz tonight

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[regendy]

That status update = amazingness. XD

Aww, Nadal! I'm tempted to start watching tennis because everything I've heard about this guy suggests that he is adorable.

[spamdilemma]

Nadal is ridiculously sweet! He's my fave guy on the men's tour by a long shot.