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A: What accessories do you wear everyday?
I wear a pair of steel studs in my ears to keep the holes open and a diamond stud in my nose because I'm a punk bitch. Most of the time I wear a watch face as a pendant.
B: What is your beauty routine?
I actually have a relatively extensive one. I wash my hair daily with Curls Rock shampoo (unless it's getting buildup from product, in which case it's Herbal Essences Drama Clean), condition it, then comb it in front of the mirror and apply a moisturizer, then a curl booster, before scrunching with hair gel (with my head upside down, of course, it doesn't work unless you look ridiculous), then part it and pick it into a reasonable shape. Then I get dressed while waiting for my face to dry, at which point I apply ten pounds of makeup.
C: What was the last item of clothing (for yourself) that you purchased?
I bought two sweaters, some socks, new bras and underwear, and a pair of jeans not two days ago. I'm kind of a secret clotheshorse.
D: Do you use a dresser, closet, or both?
Both.
E: What type of earrings are in your ears right now?
Just steel studs.
F: What type of figure do you have (measurements)?
I'm very pear-shaped. My hips and butt are huge, with a thick and absurdly high waist and small breasts. I would've been really popular in Regency England.
G: Do you wear glasses?
Yes -- I'm incredibly nearsighted. I can't tell gender from more than two feet without them.
H: What type of handbag do you carry?
I have a small leather clutch for most of the time and a larger canvas tote when I need to carry a book or something. It has Wonder Woman on it. Both of them are black, because I am way dark.
I: What is your ideal style?
I swing between geek chic and shabby chic. Neither of them are too heavy on the "chic." Ideally I'd do nerdy-cute all the time, but it's a lot more work.
J: What is your favorite brand of jeans?
The cheap kind from Target.
K: Do you wear knee-hi stockings?
Nope -- my calves are too fat for them. I like them, though.
L: Do you *have* to wear matching lingerie?
No, but I like to.
M: Do you wear makeup?
Yeah, and a lot of it. I always have one layer of base foundation, sometimes a little concealer, and almost always a pressed powder to keep me from getting shiny. I wear dark eyeshadow, thick eyeliner, and black mascara, and usually a pale lipstick.
N: Do you wear nightgowns?
I wear sweatpants and oversized shirts. Nightgowns seem cool, but then you wake up with them wadded around your tits and you give up.
O: What outerwear do you put on when going out on a typical winters day?
Since it's Texas, it's usually limited to a hoodie. I do own a black pea coat for when the temperatures drop to almost freezing, and that usually comes with a scarf. I can't quite work up the energy to wear a scarf without a major coat, but I'm getting there. I wear gloves when it's really cold, and I wish I could wear hats, but my hair doesn't permit it.
P: What is your favorite perfume?
I hate perfume.
Q: Is your motto "quality over quantity" when it comes to clothing and accessories?
Sadly, no. I love having new things, which is why it's also good that I love Target.
R: Do you wear rain boots?
Nope. Boots present much the same challenge as knee-highs.
S: Do you wear socks or slippers when your feet get cold?
Nope. I go back to bed.
T: Do you have a set of travel luggage?
I have a "set" in that I own several pieces and they're all roughly the same style. I have four or five American Traveler suitcases, circa 1960, with all the plastic, bad faded cloth linings, and atrocious color choices that implies. None of them cost more than $4.
U: What is your daily uniform?
I wear jeans almost every day and either a pair of bright orange Converse or black ballet flats. Since it's winter, I sometimes wear sweaters, but a general "uniform" for me is going to be a simple t-shirt or tank top and a hoodie, usually my black one.
V: If you are married, did you wear a veil with your wedding dress? If not, how did you do your hair?
I like veils, but I'm 19, so hell no.
W: Do you wear a watch?
I wear the pendant, but I kill most of them with my presence. It runs in the family. Further proof that my dad is an alien.
X: What item of clothing always makes you feel beautiful?
I have this great black dress that I completely love, and anytime I wear hose I usually feel pretty good.
Y: What is your favorite type of yarn?
Well, I don't knit, but my favorite cloth is probably soft cotton or silk.
Z: Do you prefer zippers or buttons?
Zippers, unequivocally. Anyone with any meat on them or who moves at all has problems with gapping buttons and they also produce a lumpy silhouette.
I wear a pair of steel studs in my ears to keep the holes open and a diamond stud in my nose because I'm a punk bitch. Most of the time I wear a watch face as a pendant.
B: What is your beauty routine?
I actually have a relatively extensive one. I wash my hair daily with Curls Rock shampoo (unless it's getting buildup from product, in which case it's Herbal Essences Drama Clean), condition it, then comb it in front of the mirror and apply a moisturizer, then a curl booster, before scrunching with hair gel (with my head upside down, of course, it doesn't work unless you look ridiculous), then part it and pick it into a reasonable shape. Then I get dressed while waiting for my face to dry, at which point I apply ten pounds of makeup.
C: What was the last item of clothing (for yourself) that you purchased?
I bought two sweaters, some socks, new bras and underwear, and a pair of jeans not two days ago. I'm kind of a secret clotheshorse.
D: Do you use a dresser, closet, or both?
Both.
E: What type of earrings are in your ears right now?
Just steel studs.
F: What type of figure do you have (measurements)?
I'm very pear-shaped. My hips and butt are huge, with a thick and absurdly high waist and small breasts. I would've been really popular in Regency England.
G: Do you wear glasses?
Yes -- I'm incredibly nearsighted. I can't tell gender from more than two feet without them.
H: What type of handbag do you carry?
I have a small leather clutch for most of the time and a larger canvas tote when I need to carry a book or something. It has Wonder Woman on it. Both of them are black, because I am way dark.
I: What is your ideal style?
I swing between geek chic and shabby chic. Neither of them are too heavy on the "chic." Ideally I'd do nerdy-cute all the time, but it's a lot more work.
J: What is your favorite brand of jeans?
The cheap kind from Target.
K: Do you wear knee-hi stockings?
Nope -- my calves are too fat for them. I like them, though.
L: Do you *have* to wear matching lingerie?
No, but I like to.
M: Do you wear makeup?
Yeah, and a lot of it. I always have one layer of base foundation, sometimes a little concealer, and almost always a pressed powder to keep me from getting shiny. I wear dark eyeshadow, thick eyeliner, and black mascara, and usually a pale lipstick.
N: Do you wear nightgowns?
I wear sweatpants and oversized shirts. Nightgowns seem cool, but then you wake up with them wadded around your tits and you give up.
O: What outerwear do you put on when going out on a typical winters day?
Since it's Texas, it's usually limited to a hoodie. I do own a black pea coat for when the temperatures drop to almost freezing, and that usually comes with a scarf. I can't quite work up the energy to wear a scarf without a major coat, but I'm getting there. I wear gloves when it's really cold, and I wish I could wear hats, but my hair doesn't permit it.
P: What is your favorite perfume?
I hate perfume.
Q: Is your motto "quality over quantity" when it comes to clothing and accessories?
Sadly, no. I love having new things, which is why it's also good that I love Target.
R: Do you wear rain boots?
Nope. Boots present much the same challenge as knee-highs.
S: Do you wear socks or slippers when your feet get cold?
Nope. I go back to bed.
T: Do you have a set of travel luggage?
I have a "set" in that I own several pieces and they're all roughly the same style. I have four or five American Traveler suitcases, circa 1960, with all the plastic, bad faded cloth linings, and atrocious color choices that implies. None of them cost more than $4.
U: What is your daily uniform?
I wear jeans almost every day and either a pair of bright orange Converse or black ballet flats. Since it's winter, I sometimes wear sweaters, but a general "uniform" for me is going to be a simple t-shirt or tank top and a hoodie, usually my black one.
V: If you are married, did you wear a veil with your wedding dress? If not, how did you do your hair?
I like veils, but I'm 19, so hell no.
W: Do you wear a watch?
I wear the pendant, but I kill most of them with my presence. It runs in the family. Further proof that my dad is an alien.
X: What item of clothing always makes you feel beautiful?
I have this great black dress that I completely love, and anytime I wear hose I usually feel pretty good.
Y: What is your favorite type of yarn?
Well, I don't knit, but my favorite cloth is probably soft cotton or silk.
Z: Do you prefer zippers or buttons?
Zippers, unequivocally. Anyone with any meat on them or who moves at all has problems with gapping buttons and they also produce a lumpy silhouette.