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[spamrants]

1. Go to Google.
2. Type in "[your first name here] needs"
3. Search; allow hilarity to ensue.


Julia needs to learn to let go
Julia needs a bad boy, not a saint
Julia needs another mocha and a soy cappuccino
Julia needs an adoptive family who will love her unconditionally
Julia needs to prove that she is not gay in order to adopt her baby
Julia needs it for her homework
Julia needs to set her on fire
Julia needs you
Julia needs to worry about leaving a legacy
Julia needs those notes