Sex Ed

[spandexmybum]

Ah, I love Sex Ed time! Children are brimming with hormones and passionate ignorance and I am able to save them from their libidos, which are brimming with the seed of springtime

Comments

[i_am_a_boy]

I just wanted to let you know.. You scare me.

What's with this youth nonsense? We're youthful.. You're the one who's teaching us.

Ah, my apologies, that was very rude of me, sensei.

[spandexmybum]

Apology accepted Haku. It is refreshing to hear someone so youthful listen with a critical ear!

[perfecthair4eva]

...I am above masturbating, you should know this.

[spandexmybum]

*shocked gasp* NEJI! Have my youthful teachings taught you nothing!? I would much rather you masturbate in a passionate moment alone than spread your youthful seed to an unsuspecting female blinded by the power of your beauty and youth! What would happen if you were to conceive a young and beautiful child at the peak of your youth?!

[lolomg_pr0n]

You and your spandex scare me. x_x

[spandexmybum]

FEAR AND SPANDEX ARE THE MOTIVATION OF YOUTH MY PASSIONATE COLLEAGUE!!!!

[lolomg_pr0n]

-Slowly backs away.- o____o;;

[iruka_sanchez]

MY GOD, WHO LET YOU TEACH SEX ED!?

[spandexmybum]

THE WISDOM OF BEAUTY AND YOUTH LET ME TEACH SEX ED!!!! ...and the fact that it's part of the Phys Ed cirriculum... IT SHALL BE A MEMORABLE CLASS FILLED WITH YOUTH, PASSION, CONDOMS, PILLS, LUBE, AND FAKE WOODEN PENISES!!!!!!!

((I'm working off my own experiances from sex ed here, down to the masturbation tip o.O ...))

[iruka_sanchez]

*awkward silence*

[I don't remember mine ^^]