Another Top 10 List? You can't resist...

[spanishguy11]

So I was sitting in Linguistics class yesterday, learning about consonantes y vocales when I realized I need not pay attention, because I did the same thing last semester in Phonetics. So I thought about funny things that have happened to me since I was about 13, and decided I need to categorize them in a list. Some have appeared before in other

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suck on deez nutz

[anonymous]

dan bowser, you're easily the coolest kid ever. thank you for telling me about the top 10 list--it was much better reading than Black Elk Speaks. also, suck on deez nutz. go find some drama or something. gosh.

your best friend who lives on the third floor of terrace,
erica "where's the semen" bennett.

Re: suck on deez nutz

[the_milkmaster]

I have only one problem with this countdown. While I am seen on it a few times it is painfully obvious that there are two reasons why am I not number one:

A) Megan pleases you in a way that you would never let me.

B) I'm white.

Re: suck on deez nutz

[spanishguy11]

Hahaha that's exactly why. I'm sorry I never gave you that chance to please me in a special way. Also, you're pasty whiteness knocks you down a few pegs. Sorry buddy, hahaha.

Fine

[the_lummox]

Well, I'll post because I have nothing to do. I'm obviously number zero, because I'm much more important to you than Megan and I'm so great I'm not even a real number. The only reason I'm not mentioned is because (related to Dean's)

A) I please you in a way you don't have the guts to ask Megan to do to you.

B) I'm a mud-blood.

P.S. Of course I'm speaking of fin-chi fin-chi...or love of the ear canal. Loooover.

[the_lummox]

youre gay