Comments | spankenit: *sigh*....when will i ever be able to trust my parents?

spankenit

sigh....when will i ever be able to trust my parents?

Apr 23, 2005 23:09

Great....i just discovered that my mom is spying on me by reading my lj.

I guess i'll have to change it to friends only

Comments 5

creamedcorn April 24 2005, 13:06:00 UTC

HI MOM!!

HI MOM... AGAIN creamedcorn April 24 2005, 13:08:44 UTC

It's not like you write about all the heroin you shoot up after school every day. Or all the blisters on your huge dick that you got from those $5 blow jobs from the transvestites who hang around gonzaga late at night. or how you supplement your income by selling alcohol to middle schoolers.

creamedcorn April 24 2005, 13:09:48 UTC

hey mom, he does all that. he told me last time he called me. He was high as a kite when he told me though, so he might not remember it.

creamedcorn April 24 2005, 13:14:07 UTC

but ken, on a more serious note, yes you can trust your parents. They haven't really BROKEN your turst, just invaded a little bit of your privacy which you happened to post in a very public place. It's not like they went through all of your rolled up socks looking for bags of weed, or tried to find your hidden stash of porn, used condoms and stolen underwear (IT's IN THE MODEL PLANE KIT BOX!!) Mom just enjoys reading what you and I post. It's less that she's actually worried about what we're doing than curious to know what you think through an unfiltered lens.

spankenit April 24 2005, 19:33:53 UTC

dan...what are you doing?

Dan (noun)- A little fuck
"wow, he's such a Dan"