SITUATIONAL IRONY

[spanketyspank]

Oh, I know what you're all thinking.

But you know, I was joking when I said I should enroll Ulty here.
Really.

Funny how he should turn up after all this time on his own!

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[pedaltothemetal]

*FALCON SAYS NOTHING BUT HE IS BURNING A HOLE IN HIS LAPTOP SCREEN WITH A DEATHSTAAAARE.*

[spanketyspank]

No. No. Course you're not, Ulty.

I was just making a point.

I never outright called you a pet in the post anyways, now did I?

[spanketyspank]

Hey now, don't get so excited.

I also said that I should enroll Li'l Miss Marshmallow and I really liked her.
Would I call her a pet?

besides, pet can also be a term of endearment to humans.
Not that it matters.
You're not a pet, are you?

[pudgy_purple]

Is Ulty like a sister for you Pokey?

[spanketyspank]

Something like that Petunia.

More like a little brother though, with really big teeth. But I betcha Picky'd be insulted by that simile.

[pudgy_purple]

Oh right boys are brothers. Why such big teeth grandmother?

[spanketyspank]

Garbage disposal.

[commanderofpigs]

Yeah, real funny all right. Reeeaal funny.

[spanketyspank]

It's not verbal irony, but it'll do in a pinch~

[leadthemalong]

((*Ollie is still forever furious that he refers to the Pikmin sisters as pets*))

. . .

I was an idiot to think there was anything human about you.