your works of nature are unnatural...

[spankmecold]

yesterday while en-queue at the post office, I watched as a guy drove his oh-so-gigantic, air-polluting, world-destroying, 3-feet-in-between-the-driver-and-passenger-seats HUMMER into a parking spot(s).

as I was walking out, I politely tapped him on the shoulder and said, excuse me, sir, but you're killing the earth. I just wanted you to know

Comments

Re: Rock.

[spankmecold]

HELLS YES. my nizzle.

[pendulums]

I think a lot of people have realized that but most of the people who've realized that don't really do anything about it :/

[pendulums]

Oh yeah you look so manly, hot and scrumptious in your icon ;O

[spankmecold]

haha. dude, that's janel moloney from west wing. the very definition of HOTTT.

[ceruleanxyou]

oh my god i love you.

[spankmecold]

marry me, then?

[ceruleanxyou]

okay, well i've got the reception booked. and my dress organized, i'll leave the rest up to you.

next wednesday, be here.

[spankmecold]

hahahaha, holy shnikes.

if only...

SIGH...

[anonymous]

JOE IS ARE A GREAT PERSON!!!! We need more people like you in the wrold. Miss ya!! Love you, Co. Ra.

[anonymous]

Sorry, I had a brain FART! I ment to say, Joe you are a Great Person.

[orangetokyo]

Hummers are TERRIBLE

[spankmecold]

AGREEED.