Ah, humanity! (Ah, Bartleby!)by Joe Clinkenbeard ( Read more... )

activity's killing the actor ( Read more... )

I found this sestina on McSweeney's, a website primarily dedicated to short fiction, satire, and humor. there's some stuff from the Sedarises and Michael Ian Black on it (the site). oddly though, this particular sestina and the others on the site aren't really funny at all. not to say that they're bad - this particular one is really, really good. ( Read more... )

Choose a band or artist and answer only in the titles of songs written by them: AIR

Describe yourself: Lucky and Unhappy
How do some people feel about you: The Vagabond
How do you feel about yourself: Sexy Boy
Describe your ex girlfriend/boyfriend: Highschool Lover / Cherry Blossom GirlDescribe your current girlfriend/boyfriend (had I a current ( Read more... )

Refresh your friends list and reply to the 3rd entry from the top with the phrase “In the Butt.” no matter what the content of the original entry.

Then repost these instructions in your own LJ.

saddle_shoes was my victim.

(done at spiritual urging of butt_plug)

that was entirely not appreciated. I am resolved to remain civil and mannerly in this post, but know that I am angry beyond what words can express. keep the following points in mind, please:

1. MY TIME IS NOT A CURRENCY YOU ARE ALLOWED TO SPEND AT WILL. my schedule does not revolve around yours.
   
2. this was a favor I was doing to you. I had no ( Read more... )

what do I want? just hurricanes.

I've got some bad premonitions right now. something bad is gonna happen. soon. for me. don't worry, not for you. sleep well tonight, world. it's just me who's fucked.

but when we are dead
we'll all have wings
we won't need legs
to stand.

edit: FYI, I erased my entire friends list, so, if you wish to stay on it, ( Read more... )

ALERT! ALERT!

hmmm... I've decided to clean up my friends page a little bit, which, in typical emo-livejournal fashion, means I've erased everyone. so if you'd like to remain on my friends list, you have only to comment on this post and you're there. conversely, if you wish to save your friends page from my mindless blathering then do not comment ( Read more... )

The following is a poem I wrote about gay marriage a while back. It remained, until tonight, unfinished. While I was typing it up, I polished a few phrases, reorganized it somewhat (it remains in no real form, except the fact that it's mostly couplets and ABAB or ABCB rhyming scheme), and added the last few lines. It's sweet, funny, and preachy. ( Read more... )

I watched Forrest Gump for the first time in years. almost forgot how much I love that film ( Read more... )