Before she went to bed, Lili yelled, "I am a hot penis!!"

I nearly died laughing!

I haven't been on here in forever. Irritated with life, as usual. Nothing but work, stress and sleep. Then I wake up and do it all over again.

I am now realizing that I have nothing of importance to say. Nothing remotely interesting.

Well, gee, that was fun. Let me return to my sucky life.

How is White Castle still in business? I mean seriously. It has to be the NASTIEST food on earth!

so much fun at my party this weekend! Chocolate fondue fountain, tropical mixed drinks up the ass, MY BOSS! I ate Kim's weiner! Hahahahaha ( Read more... )

Party at my place tonight!!!

( Here are a few wedding pics....... )

We are back from the Virgin Islands. To sum it up quickly ( Read more... )

I am now a married woman.

Holy H. F-ing Shit!!!!!

One more day till I am a married woman!

I dunno if I should scream or piss myself! Maybe both!!!

k, hangover is gone. took me long enough. I was mega bitch for a bit. (though not at work, as Katie informed me) I WAS called the "Hitler of the Front End" though. How sweet ( Read more... )