I have a chin.

Go rent it. NOW!

If i ever have my own personal assistant, I want him to be a Tibetan monk by the name of Popo.

1.Go into your LJ's archives.
2.Find your 23rd post (or closest to).
3.Find the fifth sentence (or closest to).
4.Post the text of the sentence in your blog along with these instructions

----------I'm thinking if anything i would want to be a bar because being a step would mean that everyone would be walking all over me.

ATTENTION: I want everyone who reads this to ask me three questions. no more. no less. anything goes. RULE: you must go to your journal and post this as well. allowing your friends (including myself) to ask you anything. and as a sidenote, please try and think of something worthwhile/at least fun. nonsense questions are just kinda a waste of an ( Read more... )

I've been doing a lot of composing as of recent and am growing increasingly interested in the techniques of modern composers, specifically that of the 12-tone and Avant Garde writing styles. Anyway, i'm looking for some sort of structure to work off of and thought i might try basing it off of lyrics or quotations that might have some meaning to ( Read more... )

"What came first the chicken or the egg?" An interesting paradox. Or is it. The answer seems quite simple. First off let's say the chicken came first. "Chicken" is singular, unless you speak of the food. Therefore, if the chicken came first, then we would have but one and it would die off rather fast. On the other hand, if our "egg" came ( Read more... )

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The dwarfs can turn lead into gold...
It reached the pointy ears of the Dwarfs.
"Can we?"
"Damned if I know. I can't."
"Yeah, but if you could, you wouldn't say. I wouldn't say if I could."
"Can you?"
"No!"
"Ah-ha!"

Sometimes, when I'm walking, I get so encompassed in my thoughts that I'll often forget How I got from point A to Point B. And why there is such a large collision on the street i just crossed.