Some highlights from last night:

[spargelspitzen]

Hypothetical obnoxious girl: "I wouldn't touch you with a ten-foot pole!" Dan: "That won't be long enough to save you from my 15-foot dick!"

"penis-splints" - for before the Viagra kicks in

"proximity car starter"

Comments

[mannlich]

Hahahahaha, those were super funny dude. It was a good time. -Mannlich

[theskitdan]

I'm so fucking glad I'm a highlight. Oh so glad. It didn't save her, either. You'll read about it in the papers tomorrow.

[mannlich]

You come up with the good ones dude. Just like that one telling me I wasn't innocent. -Mannlich