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[sparkleginji]

HEY PEOPLE!! WE'RE THE GETBACKERS, BAN-CHAN N'ME! If you've lost something, we'll retrieve it for you! Almost 100% success rate, promise!! ♥ and we'll offer discounts!!

Ban-chan was that profeshnal?

Of course paying in food would be nice too!!

Let's see... looks like we got customers already~~

Comments

[red_under_glass]

You certainly have enthusiasm, but I don't think I would call your attitude professional. Professionals tend not to offer to accept payment in the form of food, you see.

[sparkleginji]

As long as it's gettin' us customers, I don't see a problem! But we do our job best, and that's what counts, Mister!

[gynophobe]

Getbackers?

And you literally... get people back?

[sparkleginji]

That's right, buddy! 100% success rate or you don't have to pay! That's us!

[gynophobe]

I can see why such a thing is useful for right now...

But is it all that necessary back on your home world, too? Do people go missing all that often?

[sparkleginji]

DUDE, YOU DON'T KNOW THE HALF OF IT! People go missing EVERY DAY!! It's kinda scary!

Uh, you want us to find anything?

[weaponed]

What if the someone you're looking for doesn't want to be found?

[sparkleginji]

Uh, we only look for people we're told to find! Gotta do a job and all!

[weaponed]

Good luck with that, then.

[sparkleginji]

Gee, thanks miss! ♥ We'll be sure to do our best!

[toddled]

Find Ithigo.

Now.

[sparkleginji]

You want me to find a strawberry?

[toddled]

No! Ithigo'th a thinigami!

[sparkleginji]

A SHINIGAMI STRAWBERRY?!!

[invincibleban]

You know we already got one job, right? This guy asked us to find *him*.

But it shouldn't take too long, we can run a queue. Queues are good.

... uh, anybody reading this know where we could find a forest with mushrooms? 'Cause I havn't found one on Nhode yet.

[sparkleginji]

Yeah!! We oughtta have a good amount of customers y'know. Good for the job!

Heh heh, Ban-chan don't be silly, there aren't any forests in Nhode!

[invincibleban]

I know that, idiot. So that means he's *not* in Nhode, and we have to go somewhere else.

[sparkleginji]

Well didn't you see? That blond game guy said the transporters are workin' and stuff. We can leave!! But there are so many places to go... where do we start? Mushroom land?