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[sparklelaur]

I see you're drinking 1%, is that because you think you're fat. cause you could be drinking whole if you wanted to

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[anonymous]

The American Dodgeball Association of America

If I'm a child Lois, that you know what that makes you? A pedofile. And I'll be damned if I'm gonna sit around here and be lectured by a pervert

If you want get like that I've got some chains and shackles in the back room. Just kidding. But seriously I've got them.

Jim never has two cups of coffee at home.

We have to get her to a hospital
Why what is it?
It's a building with beds, but that's not important right now.

::Opens the fortune cookie:: You should try someone new.

Have you ever of the Emancipation Proclamation?
Sorry, I don't listen to hip-hop

Excuse me stewardess, I speak jive.

[sparklelaur]

Airplane.