Things to contemplate:

- Why Caye is such a fucking bitch

- Why someone would think it was ok to put an icecream cake in the fridge and not the freezer. "How did he not know?! The bag said Coldstone... there was even a picture of icecream on it!" Bwahahahha

- How incredibly broke I really am

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On Saturday, I'm meeting this fabulous man....


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Last night was great.

I DO declare ; )

Mike Passaro was right in saying not to ever expect anything- just see what happens ( Read more... )

Awww right now Donny and Szymon are begging me to meet them at the bar and hang out with them, but I have to get up at 7am so I def can't. But I fucking love those boys- they are my brothers and I miss them both so much. They are making me feel so bad for not going out, but also happy because I know I'm loved lol ( Read more... )

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Tonight was hilarious and awesome.

I LOVE me some crazy shirtless men.

Quotes of the night:

"Watch out for the flaming log!"

"Why is everything I pick up a rusty nail?!?!?!?"

Triskets anyone? Want a little ranch on that? COME ON THEY'RE PEPPER FLAVORED!!!

Ok people- NO I didn't put it in my mouth.

But for the record, I would have gladly if offered ; )

Lol. I <3 him. And he doesn't look like a bowling pin. : P

Mika put on a really good show. I kind of felt like I was on acid... or he was... lots of balloons, bubbles, and confetti. lol ( Read more... )

AHHHHHHH!

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