★1. YOUR ROCK STAR NAME: (first pet, current car)
Roger Grand Prix (could be jessica, too. but girls named roger are funnier. also, it's fluffy grand prix if you count the dog my parents had before i was born.)
★2.YOUR GANGSTA NAME: (favourite ice cream flavor, favourite type of shoe)
Teaberry Kangaroos
★3. YOUR NATIVE AMERICAN NAME: (favourite color, favourite animal)
Turquoise Tiger
★4. YOUR SOAP OPERA NAME: (middle name, city where you were born in)
Suzanne Coaldale
★5. YOUR STAR WARS NAME: (the first 3 letters of your last name, first 2 of your first name)
KukLa (bonus points for referencing old corny tv shows?)
★6. SUPERHERO NAME: (The 2nd favourite color, favourite drink)
this one doesn't work really well, because my usual alcoholic choices don't have snappy names. nobody's going to fear the green whiskey and cola, or the orange pomtini. <.< on the other hand, you know that there's some girly-girl who's going to be the Purple Blowjob. so lawl.
★7. NASCAR NAME: (the first names of your grandfathers)
Stephen Joseph (my name is Stevie Joey, and i wanna go fast!)
★8. STRIPPER NAME: (the name of your favorite perfume/cologne/scent, favorite candy)
Dream Sour patch Cherries?
★10. TV WEATHER ANCHOR NAME: (Your 5th grade teacher’s last name, a major city that starts with the same letter)
Mettler Minneapolis
★11. SPY NAME: (your favorite season/holiday, flower)
Autumn Tigerlily
★12. CARTOON NAME: (favorite fruit, article of clothing you’re wearing right now)
Blood-orange Towel
★13. HIPPY NAME: (What you ate for breakfast, your favorite tree)
Popcorn Willow (what?! i had a craving. <.< )