ERIC THEODORE CARTMAN!!

Tonight is a Friday. And you're the only person I know on campus right now.

So you're taking me out somewhere for the evening.

You can pick me up at eight, okay?

That is, assuming of course, that I don't get to go to the toga party.. I dunno if I'll get an invite in time, I'm kinda late arriving, jeeeeeez. But I'll ask ( Read more... )

So Clyde drove me up and dropped me off today. We had an awesome time going cross country.. we haven't done that kind of thing since like, eleventh grade, when we went on that road trip with Craig and Tweek over the summer, and ended up in like, Maryland. I wanted Wendy to come too, but she had to get her flight, so it was just me and him ( Read more... )

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( You're gunna wanna wear it out. )