If I were a decade, I'd be: the 50's or the 80's
If I were a month, I'd be: July
If I were a day of the week, I'd be: Friday
If I were a time of day, I'd be: 8 pm
If I were a planet, I'd be: uranus :)
If I were a direction, I'd be: north
If I were a season, I'd be: summer
If I were something cold, I'd be: a pillow
If I were a sin, I'd be: adultery
If I were an emotion, I'd be: happiness
If I were a tree, I'd be: a great oak
If I were a flower/plant, I'd be: red rose
If I were a mythical creature, I'd be: a leprechaun!
If I were a sea animal, I'd be: A GREAT WHITE SHARK DUH!
If I could fly, I'd be: a bee so i could stink you
If I were an insect, I'd be: not a gross spider
If I were a color, I'd be: pink...or black
If I were a movie, I'd be: any movie containing will ferrell
If I were a book, I'd be: Confessions of a Shopaholic
If I were a cartoon character, I'd be: what the heck kind of question is this
If I were an object, I'd be: a phone
If I were a piece of furniture, I'd be: a loveseat :)
If I were a writing utensil, I'd be: a pink highlighter
If I were a number, I'd be: 70
If I were a letter, I'd be: C
If I were a shape, I'd be: a triangle
If I were a liquid, I'd be: mcgreevey is a fag
If I were a fruit, I'd be: a strawbiwi...it's a cross between a strawberry and kiwi
If I were a vegetable, I'd be: cutato...(cucumber and potato)
If I were a cereal, I'd be: cinnamon toast crunch
If I were a candy/sweet, I'd be: starburst
If I were a beverage I'd be: vanilla coke
If I were a meal of the day, I'd be: dinner
If I were an instument, I'd be: pinano
If I were a pattern, I'd be: plaid
If I were a piece a clothing, I'd be: underwear
If I were a ribbon, I'd tie myself around: your little finger :)