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[sparkling_by]

Ahem.

Ah, so...

It happens, sometimes, purely accidentally, with no fault whatsoever on the illustrious person involved, unless we suppose his handsome looks drove destiny to jealousy -

The lamp broke.

And the desk it was on.

The... carpet under them.

Bits... of the floor...under the carpet...

Hello, lovely neighbours from a floor below

Comments

[dance_of_hope]

...Eh?

[sparkling_by]

Oooh?

[so_ancillary]

Good going, Tono.

[sparkling_by]

Now, don't be negative, and just enjoy the experience! Do you think our noble commoner friends have floors without holes?

[so_ancillary]

Yes.

1/2

[sparkling_by]

[existais]

Ahh, it was so loud! It woke me up!

1/3

[sparkling_by]

You... live... downstairs?

[sparkling_by]

[sparkling_by]

HELLO, NEIGHBOUR, HOW ARE YOU? WOULD YOU LIKE TO EXCHANGE SECRET MESSAGES WRITTEN ON PAPER PLANES?

[deathofdelilah]

You sound very clumsy.

[sparkling_by]

No, no... it's just your hearing...

[deathofdelilah]

You broke your floor.

[hatedbyfanboys]

... "Daddy?"

[sparkling_by]

...yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeees?

[hatedbyfanboys]

You... look a little young to be a dad.