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Fatherly insecurities, what a pity, isn't it?
If Hikaru's here, I'm here, then right now... right now, who's delivering Haruhi's ear muffs?
Ladies and gentlemen, all of you should be at ease this ve~ry~in~stant!
As it happens, water can't hurt a handsome man.
I'm also quite sure that it's ineffective against a beautiful woman, because once upon a most glorious time, all you ladies were striking mermaids that bewitched the hearts of their peers. Since even the gods envied you, they decided to take your splendid fishy tails away, thinking you couldn't do without them. Except you most definitely managed, didn't you?
And so, please let me assure you: everything will be all right.
Unless we all drown ♥
Fatherly insecurities, what a pity, isn't it?
If Hikaru's here, I'm here, then right now... right now, who's delivering Haruhi's ear muffs?
Ladies and gentlemen, all of you should be at ease this ve~ry~in~stant!
As it happens, water can't hurt a handsome man.
I'm also quite sure that it's ineffective against a beautiful woman, because once upon a most glorious time, all you ladies were striking mermaids that bewitched the hearts of their peers. Since even the gods envied you, they decided to take your splendid fishy tails away, thinking you couldn't do without them. Except you most definitely managed, didn't you?
And so, please let me assure you: everything will be all right.
Unless we all drown ♥