17 missed calls, just one more and it'll be... an adult number, won't it?
Adult numbers, adult business, adult conclusions, no compromises. Calling things as they certainly are. That's just how the adult world works.
So it's only honest to say it... got a little quiet, didn't it? Just a little.
You know, 17 sounds like a much friendlier number.
Ahem. Hem-hem. Harrum! Hmmmmmmmm. Ah, fate of mine! Perpetually harassed by the unkind, jealous gods of destiny, condemned by this unusual charm, beauty, elegance and grace to serve as their diligent, noble messenger! The burden of my own perfection threatens to crush my delicate soul entirely!
So: one, two, three: go.
One, two, three: go.
ONE-TWO-THREE: GO
With kind regards from Hitachiin Hikaru and Kaoru, with apologies on the short notice of their unexpected voyage, and with compliments on your beauty of character, please:
Being the kind of people they are, I assure you... they'll remember all of you fondly.
[ooc: orz, his twinlies left. If your character interacted with the twins in public network threads, so Tamaki could have a shot of finding them feel free to have him/her receive a card like that in the mail (the kanji are just for Hikaru and Kaoru's full names).]